Markus Bollingmo via Compfight cc So, online dating. The most daunting aspect of my life was just about to start in a matter of minutes whilst waiting for the app to download on my phone, I was pretty nervous. Being the least sexual person EVER, I wanted to see just how honest men could be when it came to tinder. So, just how honest can men actually be when it comes to on-line dating?
I was intrigued to see how many would be willing to share their personal dick stories. When I finally got the app, this is where things started to get interesting. I was sceptical, was there going to be people I know on there? What was I going to say? How can I change my picture? All the typical things that run through an innocent young mind like mine. So the icebreaker went a little like this: Can I be cheeky and ask how big your dick is?
So casually getting into the swing of things and I was on a roll with my matches. Being brave, he admitted his junk measured up to 9 inches. Little did I know he would start being overly confident and try sending pictures. Dude Four just wowed me with his daring yet confident insight to his testicles. Five stars for being that confident but dude, seriously?
Who is going to believe your junk is that big? Dude Five was just like a closed book. Eventually, he opened up and it soon became time to click that un-match button. He claimed that his front was an average size of 5. Dude Six was my ultimate favourite and did make me laugh out loud, literally. He was very forward to saying his size and was confident to say he was a big 9 inch. Little did I know what he would come out with for his nickname. We asked him to name and shame and he came out with: For the hour I was on it, I had a pretty good run.
I matched up with an outstanding 32 people but little did I know how filthy these guys responses would be. After messaging all 32, I managed to get a grand total of 9 responses. What budding year-old student wants to see some year-olds piece? Seems I was a little too open with my script this time.
So with all this limited data I managed to gather, here are are my findings… Apparently the average tinder males penis measures 7. About an inch bigger than an iPhone 6 plus. Just smaller than an iPad mini 2. Turns out I have more inner filth than I expected. Who knew you could get so much information out of people by using pure filth?
Most were honest, but I guess two can play at the game. Luckily for me, 23 people declined my offer of sharing their size. Needless to say, I deleted this creepy ass app as quickly as I could.