Luckily, this once-daily supplement gives men the energy they need to handle their girlfriends' constant rehearsing, mastering of foreign accents, emotional swings over callbacks, etc. Also promoted is a female version, "Hour Energy for Dating Comedians.
Audience members in the ad give the show unanimous praise—the same praise, in fact, delivered in a hypnotic trance "I loved it. Much better than CATS. I'm going to see it again and again. It speaks very loudly, responds to anything remotely resembling "Alexa," mutters "Uh-huh" during long, rambling stories, etc. Pepper's "Be a Pepper" ad campaign where small-town residents celebrate the sudden realization that they're homosexual.
But, as he concludes, "if a jacked Australian with a perfect face can make it, anyone can. The skits have 3 elements: A picture of Michael Vick is on the package. And when that period comes, the user can become violent Tina Fey wields an axe in the office , aggressive Amy Poehler kicks her husband in the groin , hungry Casey Wilson shovels an entire birthday cake down her mouth at a child's party , and sexually frustrated Kristen Wiig French kisses her dog.
Ass Don't Smell — personal hygiene spray intended to keep one's buttocks smelling fresh and clean; a parody of feminine hygiene sprays. Each scene also zooms in on each person wearing said jeans. The ad is capped by Big Brawn literally tearing the roof from normal-sized Molly Shannon 's house to deliver her the product. Furthermore, the liquid is revealed to be hazardous, as evidenced by the thick utility gloves included in the package included to clean up the resulting mess.
The show is clearly dour and dramatic, but since it's 30 minutes in length, CBS considers it a comedy and promotes it in the same jovial way it promotes its lighter-in-tone sitcoms. Piscopo says of Williams in the voiceover, "I can't believe my wife ran away with him," which inspires Piscopo to instigate a fight as soon as the puck is dropped.
The ad ends with Williams and Piscopo sitting on the ice bloodied, gap-toothed, and enjoying a couple of beers.
Rather than simply killing a cockroach , this bug trap painfully tortures them and "gives them a lot to think about". The trap supposedly creates a signal that encourages the cockroach to enter, then adhesive glue holds the bug fast much like a rat trap.
Then, three tweezers stretch the legs in opposite directions til they snap off. Then a white-hot metal coil comes down and burns off the bug's reproductive glands of as well as making a sizable hole. Then the bug is beat senseless by its own dismembered legs. Finally, two pieces of cotton stuffed into the cockroach's orifices as food is dangled in front of it. Two kids are seen peering gleefully through a patented "viewing window". O Dreamboats — a magazine with famous businessmen as objects of desire for teenyboppers.
The car features a simulated transmission fluid leak, mismatched hubcaps and one exposed wheel painted school bus yellow , coat hanger antenna The first, from , lists mental side effects that are worse than nicotine addiction itself, which user Kristen Wiig slowly discovers she has, much to husband Bill Hader 's consternation e.
Also featured is "Lil' Chonk" for tween girls the young model's concerned mother ushers her out of camera range , and the menswear store "Normal Clothes", where men can make a quick trip to find clothes in their size. Siobhan Fallon and guest host Rob Morrow appear in before-and-after footage. Users are shown dancing wildly to music exclaiming "Everybody get turnt!
Swen Gazzara Gilbert Gottfried proves the value of hard work in America by asking Ronald Reagan to personally give him a " hum job ". The twist is that the product isn't real it's superglue , Karen isn't her real name it's Beth , and the ad isn't an ad she's just practicing her pitch work before the bathroom mirror. The English word " pimples ", however, is confused in the sketch with "pimplen", a strong German slang word with the same meaning as the English " fuck " in the sexual sense.
As a result, the commercial tagline "mach das pimplen kaput" implies that Clearasil will destroy one's sex life. Ellen Cleghorne "I ain't afraid of no can of beer!
Also promoted is Super Colon Blow, with fiber content equal to that of 2. When the large numbers are quoted, a pyramid of the same number of bowls elevates Hartman into the ionosphere. Belmont, a man whose family has been in the horse glue business for generations.
It is a parody of commercials that try to appeal to old-fashioned values and tradition. After one bowl, Ferrell creeps out his coworkers, makes out with Chris Parnell , then runs half-naked through the streets until he's seen in bed with a pacifier in his mouth and playing with a glowstick.
When she becomes annoyed "No! Julia Sweeney enjoys a drumstick dipped in clear gravy straight from the jar, while Kevin Nealon gleefully splashes his face in the clear, gooey liquid. Due to recent rumors and a presumed new album cover, it made imageboards go crazy Dallas: The Home Game — Charles Rocket pitches a home board game for dysfunctional families who can now act out their issues the same way the Ewings do on the prime time soap opera Dallas.
You don't have to be when Depend offers a line of diapers with images of classic stars of the past e. The jingle is set to " Jump For My Love ".
Parody of Copenhagen chewing tobacco. Porkenheimer's Boner Juice — parody of erectile dysfunction treatments particularly Levitra , complete with the warning "If you experience an erection lasting longer than twenty-four hours, call up your friends and brag about it. Uncle Jimmy's Smokehouse and Outpatient Surgical Facility — a shady clinic that offers semi-professional surgery and mediocre barbecue cuisine.
Don Pardo is the voiceover announcer for a spot decrying high production costs for elaborate oil-company commercials and offering this as an excuse for high energy prices. To prove its strength, a user bites down on a wood bar, which is lifted by a helicopter "The Epoxy-Dent Chopper Test! Here, a man and woman Seth Meyers and Amy Poehler await the results of the test — and nervously so, as they're really two college students who had a one-night stand two weeks earlier.
Caused minor controversy for its depictions of male-to-female transsexuals. It's the only hairball remover that cats ask for by name. All of the matches are alluded to be between prostitute and client. For example, one kid will have to watch his parents including Season 30 cast member Rob Riggle divorce if he can't eat a plate of maggot-ridden eggs Benedict. How does First CityWide make money doing this? As one service rep says it, "The answer is simple: Luckily, bandmate Fred Armisen offers this frozen food product with medicine designed to counter constipation "you eat it, and ay ay ay!
Also available in Indian and fish varieties. Parodies use of hip hop culture in advertisement. Also promoted is the Dura-Fram Diaphragm for women. On top of the helmet is an enormous foam rubber "helmet protector", and also mentioned a "helmet protector protector", which was too large to be shown.
President in the late s. Katrina — Doug Stanhope Jason Sudeikis travels to a flooded post- Hurricane Katrina New Orleans and offers women fresh water and clothing in exchange for their flashing their breasts and "going wild" for the camera.
And its most Italian". Say No — New York City mayor Rudolph Giuliani cracks down on graffiti artists defacing the city by adding insults next to their handiwork.
Grayson Moorhead Securities — lampoons brokerage companies projecting a tradition of competence and trustworthiness, where the founding principles include making a list of clients, investing in white-owned businesses, and keeping the list in a safe place.
Parnell's cooking demonstration reveals, despite the product's acrid smell, that the meat's "germ volume is almost cut in half" by Also promoted is Chicken Helper with Chlorine Bleach.
Not this version, whose long, bendable arm reaches out over the user and is inserted inconveniently up their buttocks. Episode host Amy Schumer "It takes pictures? Hedley and Wyche — An ad for "the British toothpaste," one infused with "two teaspoons of pure cane sugar Phil Hartman appears as the onscreen announcer. Cornel West 's Kenan Thompson suitcase, and interrupting Stephen King 's Bill Hader book signing to tell him that his car has been towed.
Casuals — Jack Johnson Andy Samberg promotes shoes shaped like bare feet for those who are as casual as he is. I think I'll stuff her! Most members of the first-season cast appear as spokesmen, each trying to outdo the other on the "best" jam in the following order: They were all eaten by rats!
The baby's mother Ana Gasteyer enters the room, yelling, "Who the hell are you?! The tag line advises that "no one has to be Jewish " to wear Jewess "but it wouldn't hurt", Radner adds. AND the blame" by back-dating packages and simulating shipping delays.
Its tagline read, "Joggers jog in, but they don't jog out". Jon Hamm 's John Ham — the actor promotes ham you can eat while sitting on the toilet, complete with a dispenser similar to that of toilet paper.