Send your craziest, funniest, most embarrassing dating related stories to me using this cool automatic submission form! Before I even got a chance to see her wear them, she broke up with me and 5 days later had a new boyfriend. D" on other people's phones. This girl I've recently started dating must think I'm such an asshole because every time she's texted me about something sad, I've been grinning at her.
She hasn't seen her dad in months! D -Mozzy My girlfriend thought i was nerd for knowing what a gamecube was. I just wanna score 10 points for Gryffindor already. Maybe 20… -Anonymous, U of A. I was seeing a girl for about a month before we finally made our relationship official. She broke up with me two weeks later because she felt that we rushed too quickly into our relationship. The only thing that changed when we made our relationship official was our relationship status on Facebook.
So, I started to follow her blog and everything. When she did her non-nude photoshoot for playboy, I bought 3 copies, one for me, one for my brother, and one for a friend of mine and sent them in to be signed. Well it took a long time for the signed playboys to come back, and before they did, my girl and I begun to sleep together.
I had to tear the playboy in half and throw it away, then throw the trash in the dumpster to get her to stop yelling at me. Ridiculous -Sam I have been dating this girl for three years now so I decided to propose to her. I went to a candy store and bought an Easter basket with a hollow chocolate bunny inside. I thought it would be cute if I carefully unwrapped it, cut a hole at the bottom, put the expensive ring and a note saying "Will you marry me?
It took me hours to put it all back together in what I thought looked seamless. She went home for that weekend so I left the basket in her apartment. That Monday after I saw her and she told me about how she found an Easter basket in her apartment without a name on it and it looked like the bunny had been tampered with and was worried that someone had put poison or razor blades inside.
She said not to worry because immediately through it in the dumpster outside her apartment. Guess who spent the rest of his day knee deep in garbage.
We got a storage unit to hold all of our extra stuff. One day I needed something from storage and started rummaging through boxes.
I opened one of her boxes and found a bunch of old photo-printed pictures and love letters that I thought were from her high school days. I looked at the pics and found some nude pics of her with two other guys at the same time. The problem is, these pics were taken on "our" bed in "our" bedroom in "our" new apartment. I confronted her and she tried to convince me that it was just a really similar bedroom from the past, which was the "inspiration" for how she decorated "our" new bedroom.
I threw her out and emailed the pictures of her threesome to her parents.