Celia's up for parole. Hey, Little Jerry won his cockfight. Ah, I'm so sorry. She's been locked up for two years. She's gonna want to make up for lost time. In other words, a normal relationship. And that's no good. I've tried it straight, Jerry. We've all seen the results. For me, sick is the only way to go.
Well, she'll still be an ex-con. It's not the same. Hey, if you two are meant to be together I'm sure the cops'll pick her up on something. New scene - Elaine meets a bummed-out Kurt at the coffee shop. What's with the sweats?
Aren't we going out? New scene - Jerry and Marcelino at the bodega. You missed a hell of a cockfight last night. Then what is my check still doing up? We had a deal! Now we have a new deal.
When Little Jerry Seinfeld is mine, the check will be yours. To Marcelino Pack of Juicy Fruit. New scene - Jerry and Kramer in Jerry's apartment. Kramer, Marcelino wants us to sell him Little Jerry Seinfeld. Well, that's out of the question.
But Kramer, cockfighting is an illegal and immoral activity. Yeah, if you got a loser. But Little Jerry was born to cockfight! No, no more cockfighting. Let's just sell him to Marcelino the cockfighter and be done with it!
You know, I think you're jealous. You see in Little Jerry Seinfeld the unlimited future you once had. Kramer, give me that rooster! You hate him because he's doing more with your name than you ever will! George, Celia has listed you as a character reference. Whatever you can tell us would certainly be helpful in her getting paroled.
Well, anything I can do to help, um Does she have any plans after she's released? She keeps talking about getting back together with her old friends - "the gang," as she likes to call them, you know. Yeah, they're hatching something, you can count on that.
New scene - Marcelino at Jerry's apartment door. Well, tell you what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna take down your check anyway. Well, thank you, Marcelino. Well, perhaps someday you will do me a favor. And that day is today. Little Jerry Seinfeld must go down in the third round of tomorrow's main event.
You want Little Jerry to take a dive? Shhh, not so loud. First of all, I don't think you can make a rooster take a dive. Second of all, Jerry Seinfeld - big or little - doesn't go down for anyone, anywhere, at anytime! Now I'd appreciate it if you please leave. Big Jerry is making a big mistake, Jerry. We'll see about that. We got a cockfight to win! New scene - Kurt at George's apartment. Elaine said you would be the best person I could talk to. I've seen a lot of this. No, no, Kurt - wrong attitude.
You should be happy now. Why should I be happy? You've still got pretty good coverage. Who will I be? How long do I have? Is there anything I can do? Every precious moment as if this was the last year of your life. Because in many ways What are you doing here? Well, I didn't get my parole, so I busted out. And you just decided to pop in! New scene - Kurt shows up at Elaine's apartment. He's lookin' good, huh Jerry? Alright, I think that's enough for today. I'm just gonna heat this up.
Make a little hot-tub for Little Jerry. Little Jerry ran from here to Newman's in under thirty seconds! Where have you been? Celia broke out of prison. I'm sitting in my home, she shows up at the door! Hey Jerry, listen to this. I discovered something even better than conjugal visit sex. George, this is a little too much for me - escaped convicts, fugitive sex I got a cockfight to focus on. Hey Kurt, slow down! I just can't marry you, whim-bam-boom!
I mean, I need some "fiance-time," I need some "make-my-girlfriends-jealous" time Plus, you want to get to know me. Yeah, yeah, that too. Well, how much time? Could I see the ring again? So, you're actually considering it? Well, it'll be a couple of years before he's completely bald. Those'll be good times. Marriage is a big step, Elaine. Your life'll totally change.
Jerry, it's three-thirty in the morning. I'm at a cockfight.