Season 1[ edit ] Episode 1. New Start[ edit ] Ryan: There's nothing I like more that playing big brother and kicking it with my close group of friends. But what keeps me away from being a normal teenager is, I'm a professional skateboarder. For starters, you need to go grocery shopping Gretchen: What else is new with a family of all boys Kane: Ryan doesn't like Japan Ryan: I'm seriously gone for like months this year Shane: Girls take four hours to get ready.
We skate, sweat, shower, go! Lemme see your face, yeah you're still cute Kane is mad at Shane Shane: I'll probably hate Mitch for a little bit. You're gonna hate Mitch now? I never hated Mitch Ryan: I am Ryan Sheckler. I'm a 17 year old professional skateboarder, and I'm just trying to be a normal kid. Let the Party Begin[ edit ] Gretchen: What are you doing? I found a rat Kane: You sit right there. Get in the seat, Get, in, the seat. Join the cool people. I was waiting for these taco's all day.
Are you excited for your party? Do you wanna wait 'til Saturday for me to give you your present, or tonight? B, we have been over this whole patience conversation before Taylor: We needa teach Kane patience Kane: I think I'm gonna wait Taylor: Do you really wanna wait? Ryan and Kane laugh Taylor: Just tryna shred Ryan slides down ramp Taylor: How's everything with Tina? I just like talked to Casey, and everything seems a bit, kinda, not..
It's No Bueno Taylor: Like Casey didn't tell me details but tell me like what happened, what are her parents like. What I heard was, her parents don't approve of my lifestyle, which they don't know my lifestyle. I know thats kinda frustrating Ryan: It's super frustrating, cause like all I wanna do is have fun, and have a chill girl. Huh, well maybe they like automatically think that since your like a professional skateboarder, then like, I dunno, they just need to get to know you Ryan: Cause, your okay I guess.
They say, scooter or live, and then Happy Birthday Ryan: We could just ditch the girls and go to the beach. You don't even have a girl so it doesn't even matter for you.
How are you Ryan? You should've brought me a hot blind date, like one of your dancer friends Tony: Like her mom, your mom would've been sick Ryan: That's not funny Tony. I'm not talking about your mom, I'm talking about Alex's mom Ryan: See, now its funny. Why does Tony do that, he just bails from the crew Taylor: Cause hes Tony Ryan: It shouldn't be hard for me to find a girl, but it shouldn't be hard for me to find a legite girl, and she needs to be chill, and hot, preferably blonde Taylor: I was waiting for the blonde part.
Hurry up Tony, I gotta get home. I don't have time to wait for you Ace Ventura, at your service Ryan: Holler at your boy, what are you doing out here, loner. Dad's Coming To Cleveland[ edit ] Ryan: When do we leave? Honey, this is what we're doing, K. K, I just wanna know when we leave. As in today's Monday!? As in today's Monday and tomorrows Tuesday, yes. My dad now, is coming to Cleveland Tony: Alright buddy, love you Christie: Later guys, love you too Ryan Gets in truck Christie: Hey Ryan, wait wait!
I love you too! I'll see you later. Daddy Issues[ edit ] Ryan: I have a chode! Business and Pleasure Don't Mix[ edit ] Episode 1. Moving Out[ edit ].