And if you'd been the one to score an invite, nothing would have kept YOU from having the best-est time anyone could imagineer. Just think of the stars! The shrimp buffets, probably!
There's a reason why the Golden Globes are known as the show where someone is most likely to get locked in a ladies room.
And that reason is fun. Enough fun that you wouldn't need to drag Justin Bieber along for entertainment, I don't care how many copies of Believe you bought. And please note, for the bajillionth time, that Bieber and Gomez are "over. Us Weekly was the eavesdropper in question; they heard her whispering "it was awful," while talking about her and Bieber's last reported break-up in Mexico.
But all that awfulness is behind her now, like so many episodes of Wizards of Waverly Place. And as such, let us count the ways in which Gomez is doing just fine without Bieber.
She partied at the Golden Globes. In case you didn't already get the point, this would be awesome. All of her lady-friends were there!
Either Disney is launching a new girl group, or friendship is alive and well. Also, Spring Breakers is coming to theatres soon. There's a trailer now and everything. Josh Hutcherson was there, too! And since Gomez and the Hunger Games star were seen dancing together throughout the night -- and since Celebuzz caught them leaving the Beverly Hilton Hotel "arm-in-arm" -- Hollywood Life reported that the duo totally hooked up Don't forget Luke Bracey!
He was there, too! Us Weekly saw Gomez getting "super close" and holding hands with her year-old former co-star, so maybe they're dating!
Hook-up rumours are fun! At least to us. Hmmm, Barbara Palvin was hanging around the Golden Globes scene, as well. But it was totally cool! At least according to Hollywood Life. Gomez and Palvin were both at the InStyle after-party. They talked, they posed for photos, they posed for duckface photos. Maybe we can finally forget all the gossip about how the Victoria's Secret model is the Anti-Jelena.
This video from a Golden Globes red carpet. If we can put aside U. A starlet who's game for mumbling riddles about Jennifer Lawrence on camera for the greater good. That greater good being a viral video we can all enjoy. The girl's going to make it, after all.