Opinion Finally, white people have a place where they can meet Caucasian love interests amid a setting that caters to their needs more than those of others. White people have had this place for centuries — its name is the United States of America. But now there is a dating site, called Where White People Meet, that aims to be as long on romance as it is short on pigmentation.
But don't get it twisted, he says. Still others have criticized the criticism as being an example of reverse-racism against white Americans, that ever-persecuted racial majority. Then, because Internet arguments always end up eating their own tails, others criticized that criticism of the initial criticism as being indicative of how many whites just don't understand racism.
But here's one thing that's not up for debate: If white people are what you seek, you don't need to go online to find them in America. According to data from the U. In Utah , where the site was conceived, the population is 91 percent white. That's right, folks — if you want to find "where white people meet," get out from behind that screen and into the world! To help you in your search — and with a hat-tip to the timeless blog Stuff White People Like — we provide the free service here of pointing you toward 10 of the likeliest locations to meet a white person in real life.
Juice places It's like juice, but more expensive! Montessori schools Your kid might potentially have potential, you know. Just what that potential is probably remains unclear. If you ever meet a white child who hasn't been identified as "gifted," that kid's parents will likely tell you it's simply because incompetent teachers, tutors, psychologists, behavioral experts, counselors and therapists haven't been able to identify that child's important talent quite yet. John Mayer concerts Just like that old "Chappelle's Show" bit.
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Major League Baseball games Fenway Park: Sacred to the Red Sox, and white people everywhere. The sunscreen aisle Image: A member of the group that calls itself group calls itself Citizens for Constitutional Freedom.