There are plenty of common misconceptions about pot smokers, lots of which insinuate we may not be the best mates. As a proud stoner, I strongly disagree and would like to share my top reasons why you should date a stoner. Stoners are more loyal. Our strong moral fiber means we are less likely to lie or cheat on our partner. Stoners are less likely to develop addictions to other substances Weed is definitely MY drug of choice and Id choose it over alcohol any day. While cannabis can have habit-forming tendencies, it is impossible to die from an overdose on THC and less addictive than alcohol or opioids.
While alcohol and hard drugs are hard on your body and almost always addictive after a few uses, weed has health benefits and is used to treat all kinds of diseases like glaucoma, cancer, and epilepsy. Stoners will rarely feel the need to depend on another substance. Orgasms on weed are more intense. And easier to achieve for us, ladies! After smoking weed, the CB1 receptor is activated and improves tactile sensation making orgasm easier to achieve for both men and women.
A healthy sex life is important in any relationship and because cannabis lowers Cholesterol levels, it makes it easier for guys to get it up! And speaking of sex…. Stoners are good with their hands. Talented hands come in handy in other ways too! Stoners are less likely to be abusive. According to the Daily Mail, there is a direct correspondence between smoking weed and lower rates of domestic violence. Couples who smoke together have a deeper bond and are less violent due to the mellow effects of cannabis.
Everything is an adventure. When you get stoned, everything is more exciting. Cannabis releases dopamine in your body creating euphoric feelings and will ramp up any experience. We are also likely to be more experimental. When it comes to weed, we experiment with different strains, different ways to smoke and with all kinds of forms like dabs and edibles.
We are used to experimenting and this will likely carry into your relationship as well. Women are less likely to PMS. Hormones are a bitch and during that time of the month, an increase in hormones can lead to feelings of depression and anxiety. THC is able to suppress levels of progesterone, a main hormone in premenstrual symptoms making you less annoyed and aggravated. Cannabis is also helpful when it comes to the pain associated with our monthly visitor and works as an anti-inflammatory as well.
There is also a direct correlation between shorter periods and smoking weed. Stoners have a more relaxed outlook on life. Smoking weed is a more relaxed lifestyle choice and your stoner bae is less likely to sweat the small stuff. When you date a stoner, odds are your partner will tell you what they are craving before you even have to ask.
So why not date a stoner? Always remember to smoke responsibly.