Well, most of us have anyway. Dating a crazy chick is sort of a rite of passage for guys. You haven't really lived until you have done it, which is kind of a funny way to put it, because sometimes you won't live after you have done it either. At first, it is always fun dating a crazy chick. They tend to like to party, and they are almost always good in the sack; most of them are even funny too. But then, sooner or later, you wake up one morning thinking about how much you want to break up with her, but you are kind of scared.
And that is not a good feeling at all, my friends I have dated numerous crazy chicks in my life; I am still friends with a few of them. Others I have blocked on social media and if I see them in real life I run across the street as fast as I can. How do you know, though, if the new woman in your life is totally nuts? Well, there are a lot of signs, I broke down 15 of them below, but I could have gone on forever. The fact is, it is pretty easy to tell if the chick you are hanging out with is crazy.
The issue is, do you really care? Because when it comes to women, once you go crazy, it's hard to go back. Here are 15 signs you are dating a crazy chick. Of course, most of us have had bad things happen in our lives, and of course sometimes things have gone down that have hurt us.
But when you are dating a crazy chick, it is everyone. It could be her parents that victimized her, it could be her boss or her coworkers, it could be her friends or it could be her ex-boyfriend. One thing for sure, it is never going to be her; it is always going to be someone else that caused the problem. So for a little while you are going to feel bad for her, maybe you will even want to protect her, but sooner or later you are going to figure out the pattern, and worst of all, you will realize that sooner or later she will be sitting around telling all the same sorts of stories about you.
That is normal, for the most part anyway. Maybe your ex cheated on you, maybe he or she was not nice to you, or maybe your ex lied to you all the time.
But here is a pro tip. If she does not like any of her exes at all, then it is not the exes, it is her. A sane woman should at least have one ex that she still gets along with. Remember what I said about being a victim? Also, she will have a lot of them. If a woman has been divorced or engaged two times or more, then you should run. Or also, if when you go out to the local bar, it seems like she has dated half the guys in the room and has a problem with every single one of them?
Yeah, dump her as soon as possible. It is not just that she does not get along with people, it is that it is always someone else's fault. I mean, she is just so nice all the time right? Why is it that people don't like her? Oh, maybe it is because she is totally crazy, do you think that could be it?
Another thing to look out for is a lot of intense but really short friendships. Like her social media is just blowing up with all of these different posts and photos about her and a certain friend doing things all of the time and then all of a sudden that friendship is over.
Here is the thing, if you like her and think she is great but she is telling you that no one else does, who do you think is wrong, you or everybody else? Another big sign of a crazy chick is that she either is not working, or can never hold a job for very long.
But if she does in fact have a job, then if she truly is a crazy chick she probably tells you constantly about how awful somebody is at work, and how she is so much better at her job then this other person.
Just like in every other situation you are probably going to feel badly for her at first and listen to her patiently. Then sooner or later you are going to tire of her constantly telling you about all of the awful things going on at her job, then finally you are going to realize that there actually are no awful things going on, and that she is just totally insane.
Suspicious people usually tend to be suspects. On the same note, crazy chicks that do all sorts of crazy things, and would bang any of your friends in a heartbeat, are often really suspicious that you would do the same thing.
They are constantly going through your phone and your email, and are always questioning you about where you have been, what you have been doing, and who you have been doing it with. If you are dating someone who is overly suspicious, she is probably a crazy chick. Maybe you have gone out once or twice, and maybe the last time you went out you got lucky and spent the night.
Then you went back over to her place again the next night, because you had so much fun. To you this is just having fun and seeing where things are going to go.
To her, you guys are going out and probably going to get married. She starts calling you "baby" and looking deeply into your eyes all the time. She wants to meet your folks and when you sleep over on a workday she starts making you lunch all the time. Now maybe to you this all sounds like fun. If so, it is probably because you have not gone out with a crazy girlfriend.
I promise you that if you have you would feel differently. Now, I am not saying here that a woman that does not have a lot of female friends is a crazy chick. I am saying that a woman that does not have any female friends is a crazy chick. This is a huge warning sign. And it does not count if she has no female friends but she hangs out with guys all the time that are "just friends.
No matter how you slice it, if you are a woman and you have no female friends, you are a crazy chick. Don't shoot the messenger.